A Road Median is used to separate opposing traffic streams.
It makes a vehicle slow down. It also reduces the likelihood of head-on-collisions.

WHAT? This does not makes sense …
You see in the subdivision I live in there’s one road median.
Believe me there’s no traffic here.
Hardly any cars pass here expect for the residents up the hill.
Also, it’s a very unusual road median.
WHY? Check it out!

It’s shaped like a SURFboard.
Ahhh! I bet it was placed here for FUN.
Which I agree. So every time I pass this median I hop on.
I have not used a surfboard on the beach, as I enjoy riding the ocean wave on my own.
So for the meantime …

Lots of Golden L♥VE n Woofs
SUGAR